- Me: I like that
- Me: *looks at price tag*
- Me: I don't like that anymore
me @ graduation
me: now back to this bitch that had a lot to say about me the other day in the press, Mrs. Johnson what’s good?

"everyone wants a magical solution to their problems but everyone refuses to believe in magic."
home.message.archiveme: now back to this bitch that had a lot to say about me the other day in the press, Mrs. Johnson what’s good?